圣诞节搞笑小品剧本（英语）

剧本：人物: narrator: it’s christmas time. b is rehearsing christmas songs in the yard for his school chorus. a---在睡觉, b---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.

场景: a在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)

b: (clear his throat, starts singing) i wish you merry christmas , i wish you merry christmas, i wish you merry christmas and a happy new year. iwish…

a: (wakes up) what is that noise? (pretends to open the window)

b: what did you say? i can not hear you and sing at the same time?

a: i want to sleep. i don’t want any singing.

b: what did you say? you want more singing? i will find a ator:

b calls a friend c to join him.

b and c: jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh……

a: (shouts) i want you to stop singing! you are giving more!(go back to sleep)b: what did you say? you want more singing? we will find another ator:

so b and c call for another friend d.b and c and d: rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerhad a very shiny noseand if you ever saw ityou would even say it of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him namesthey never let poor rudolphplay in any reindeer games…..

a: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. i am tired. i can not take much more. (sleeps)

b: what did you say? you want much more singing? we will find many ator: so b and c and d found more friends to join them.b and c and d and a group of friends: here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus,right down santa claus lanevixen and blitzen and all his reindeerpullin' on the reinsbells are ringin', children singin'all is merry and bright….

a: (shouts and shakes two hands) stop! your singing is too loud!b: loud? yes, we can sing ator: so they sing very the children: o christmas tree, o christmas tree!how are thy leaves so verdant!o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!not only in the summertime,but even in winter is thy prime.o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!a: (shouts) please! i want to sleep! i wish that youwould all go away!

b: go away? why didn’t you say so in the first place?narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.a: (goes back to sleep)

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